Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.
- Cats can’t read maps or signs
- There’s no post on Sundays
- You can’t cancel Quidditch
- None of the above applies to Minerva McGonagall
Title: Set The Fire To The Third Bar
Album: Up To Now
gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out
lets talk about sims for a minute
in sims, your appearance doesn’t matter. you can pursue what career you want and not get paid less for being a certain gender. you can change your sim’s gender or life at any time. what other sims care about is if you’re nice or if you kick over their gnome.
also men in sims 2 can get pregnant by aliens
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
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